Shameless MoneyADHD.MoneyMap™
    $199 $99 introductory · Self-serve · About an hour

    You've downloaded the app. Twice. You're not lazy — you're exhausted.

    ADHD brains fix money in a rush, while activated: new app, new categories, new spreadsheet, at 1am. What never happens is the slow part — actually seeing what's there. The ADHD.MoneyMap™ is that part. You talk it out once, and your whole money picture comes back as a picture, ending in one weekly number.

    Buy the ADHD.MoneyMap, $99Nothing to maintain. No categories to keep tidy, no streak to break on day nine.Not sure it's your move? Take the 2-minute quiz
    Start now, while you feel like it. You can redo it once, free. Nobody to face. No call.
    A real ADHD.MoneyMap: money sorted into goals, monthly commitments, irregular expenses and flexible spending, ending in one weekly number.
    Your honest map — your real numbers, nothing optimized.
    The step that gets skipped

    You've been working on this for years. In a dysregulated state, every time.

    That's the part I keep seeing in ADHD clients. Not avoidance — effort. Enormous, rushed, stressed effort aimed at feeling like something's finally handled. And it leaves the actual situation exactly where it was, because the one thing that never gets space is sitting still long enough to understand your own money and your own patterns. The striving isn't the problem. It's proof of how much you care.

    01

    The numbers live in six places and mostly in working memory, which is exactly where ADHD can't keep them.

    02

    So you open the bank app, feel it in your chest, close it. The loop takes eleven seconds and costs the whole day.

    03

    Next month it's worse, and by now you've decided the problem is you. It isn't. You've never once seen the whole thing.

    $199 $99 · what you get

    All the effort is in one conversation, once.

    An hour of talking — no forms, no uploading twelve statements, no tidying anything up first. Numbers and feelings both, in whatever order they come out. Say it once and it stops circling at 2am. Then four things show up in a portal that stays yours.

    YOUR HONEST MAP

    Your money, exactly as you said it

    Nothing optimized. Nothing quietly cleaned up to spare your feelings.

    A close-up of a real ADHD.MoneyMap canvas: irregular expenses flowing into flexible spending, with one weekly number to watch.
    • Four buckets, not forty categories. Goals, Monthly Commitments, Irregular, Flexible Spending. That's the whole taxonomy, and it fits in your head.
    • Walked one bucket at a time. Slow on purpose. You get to absorb it instead of scanning it and remembering none of it.
    • Honest even when it stings. If the month comes up short, it says so. A flattering picture is one more thing you'd have to pretend to believe.
    YOUR ADJUSTED MAP

    The same money, rearranged so it works

    Changes you already said you'd make — not a plan for the disciplined person you keep trying to become.

    Two ADHD.MoneyMap canvases side by side: money as it is today, and the adjusted plan next to it.
    • Only your own cuts. The things you said out loud could go. Never a stranger telling you to skip coffee.
    • One goal at a time. The one that unlocks the most when it moves. Everything else waits, in your order — because five priorities is the same as none.
    • Next to the honest one. You see what moved and exactly what it cost you.
    YOUR TENSIONS

    The patterns that actually run your spending

    Dopamine, time blindness, decision fatigue — named plainly, with something to do about each.

    A tensions view from a real ADHD.MoneyMap: competing pressures in one person's money, biggest first.
    • Your patterns, no shame attached. Pulled from your own numbers and your own words. It's wiring, not willpower.
    • Frameworks built for your patterns. Small moves for the moment you're standing in the checkout, and a plan for the bad week after a good streak.
    YOUR REPORT

    The whole thing, explained back to you

    It opens with the line: you are not bad with money.

    The opening of a real ADHD.MoneyMap report. The heading reads: You are not bad with money.
    • Written to be re-read. For the day in March when you've forgotten why the plan looked like this. Every number ties back to your map.
    • Redo it once, free. Life changed, or you left something out because you weren't ready to say it? Run it again. It's in your $99.
    The bottom line

    In the end you manage one number, once a week.

    No system to run. No app to check daily. Everything upstream — the conversation, the honest map, the walk, the adjustments, the tension work — exists so that your whole job is one line: spend under this amount, and keep it in its own account.

    1. 1Do the one-time stuff — cancel what you said you'd cancel. Once done, it stays done.
    2. 2Use your frameworks on the spending that's actually sticky.
    3. 3Automate the goal — debt payoff, savings. Nothing that relies on you remembering.
    4. 4Put your week's allowance in its own account.
    5. 5Spend it. That's the entire job.

    One number, one account, and your life arranged so staying under it doesn't cost willpower you've already spent getting through the day.

    I have this brain too

    I'm a CFP® who couldn't keep my own money straight for years.

    Diagnosed at 16, and I spent a long time trying to out-hustle it: debt I hid from myself, a bank app I wouldn't open, the whole thing fine as long as I didn't look. Every system I'd been trained to teach assumed a brain that remembers, plans ahead and feels next month. Mine doesn't. Neither do most of my clients'.

    So I built the ADHD.MoneyMap around the step that broke me first — seeing the whole thing honestly, without having to earn it with a month of discipline no one has.

    How it works

    3 simple steps to your ADHD.MoneyMap.

    01

    Buy the ADHD.MoneyMap

    Introductory price $99, regular price $199. No scheduling, no call.

    Start in 30 seconds
    02

    Talk. Don't prepare

    About an hour, in plain language. Rough numbers are fine — guessing out loud is part of it.

    8 phases
    03

    It's all waiting for you

    Maps, tensions and report in a portal that stays yours. Come back to it whenever. Redo it once, free.

    In your portal
    Buy the ADHD.MoneyMap, $99Yes, even if you've started over a hundred times. Especially then.
    Pricing

    Introductory price $99. Regular price $199.

    introductory price
    Shameless Money · the Unbudget
    ADHD.MoneyMap
    Your honest map, and the walkincluded
    Your adjusted mapincluded
    Your tensions, with the frameworksincluded
    The full report, plus one revisionincluded
    Usual price$199
    Today's total, introductory price$99
    Buy the ADHD.MoneyMap, $99

    Everything lives in your portal.

    Want a human to walk your ADHD.MoneyMap with you afterward? The optional Unbudget Walkthrough Call with Dave is $97 flat, 45 to 60 minutes. It's there when you're ready, never required.

    One conversation. One page. One number. $199 $99 introductory.

    Stop trying harder. Start seeing it.

    One slow, honest look at what's actually there — and one number to live under from a brain that's been carrying all of it alone.

    Buy the ADHD.MoneyMap, $99
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